Bass players are just guitarists who never applied themselves.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune? Me neither…
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. One to do it and 12 to stand around and say, “Phhhwt! I can do that!”
Drummer: someone who hangs out with musicians.
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common? Both suck when you plug them in.
What do you do when a musician comes to your door? You give him the money and take the pizza.
Why can’t many vocalists get through the door? They either can’t find the key or don’t know when to come in.
Why are so many musician jokes one liners? So the band can understand them.
YOUR TURN: What your favorite musician joke?